When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by weeping youreyes out.
When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all nightlong.
When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away whenshe called.
When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossingyour plate onthe floor.
When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring thedining room table
When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping intothe nearest pile of mud.
When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming,“I'M NOTGOING!”
When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing itthrough the next-door-neighbor's window.
When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it allover your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never evenbothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthdayparty after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.